Two Nosy Meerkats
Hole Allyship w/ Ruth Allen

Hole Allyship w/ Ruth Allen

November 29, 2022

CW: this episode contains mentions of suicide. 

The meerkats really dive into it with Ruth, going from a shared distaste for performing high school to an infamous fanfic starring her and the one and only Benedict Cumberbatch. Online school, copycat suicides, “holes,” falling in love with female friends, and more come up as Ruth reminisces on her life before killing it in the standup game today. Lukas, Gabby and Ruth help a closeted listener, plus one with an insane fear of shower water.

 

Follow Ruth on IG at @ruthallen7

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

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Brunettes Matter w/ Tessa Belle

Brunettes Matter w/ Tessa Belle

November 22, 2022

Well, here’s the episode you’ve been waiting for, even if you didn’t know it — Tessa Belle joins the meerkats today to talk about the Amish, kissing identical looking women, the joy of abundance, and so many more insane riffs that it’s hard to keep track. A listener wants their friend’s dead name, and self-perception corner reveals Gabby’s anti-blonde biases. Tessa is such a gem — you don’t want to miss this one.

 

Follow Tessa on IG at @tessabelllle

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

Column of Cl*ts w/ Molly Zalman

Column of Cl*ts w/ Molly Zalman

November 15, 2022

The meerkats are joined by rising NYC comedian and LA hater, Molly Zalman. She takes us through her job surrounded by the hottest people, how to do the best impression of Gabby the world has ever seen, and each of the celebrities we find suspicious. Molly also graces our listeners with her takes on their pranks and on brita filters. You NEED to pay attention to this comedian - she's on the rise - you heard it here first.  WE WARNED YA

 

Follow Molly on IG at @molly_zalman

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

Game Over w/ Divya Gunasekaran

Game Over w/ Divya Gunasekaran

November 8, 2022

The meerkats bring back one of their faves from the zoom days, the hilarious murderess Divya herself! Divya & her pals revisit their discussion on death itself as she recounts her spooky sorority days (unrelated). A listener leaves her boyfriend for his cousin, and another laments their lactose intolerant roommate. Also, RIP Aaron Carter. Man, time passes!!

 

Follow Divya on IG at @divya_undone

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

What Happens in Vegas

What Happens in Vegas

November 1, 2022

Lukas and Gabby meet again and commiserate on Gabby’s newfound Karen-ism in the face of homophobia. A classic Lukas-Gabby convo, all they can remember from it is that they talked about queer straight icons. The rest is up to you to hear. Listeners submissions include an absolutely insane unvetted story about Main Menu music and a traumatic high school evacuation.

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @lukastarnold

Milking The Goat w/ Gabe Mollica

Milking The Goat w/ Gabe Mollica

October 25, 2022

Today the meerkats join forces with the incredibly brilliant writer of the show “Solo,” premiering at Soho Playhouse! Gabe Mollica brings us stories of getting caught red-handed in his college library, youthful forays into musical theatre, his current life as a college essay tutor, and the difficulty of making friends as an adult. Listeners remind us of the early GOTCHA in learning tomatoes are a fruit, ask for our spirit STDs; one viewer confesses a long-held secret.

 

Follow Gabe on IG at @gabemollica

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

2000 and Late w/ Sam Morrison

2000 and Late w/ Sam Morrison

October 18, 2022

The meerkats are blessed today on a marginally shorter, but jam packed episode by the wonderful Sam Morrison. Try to keep track of everyone as we go from ultimate fantasies: Nathan Lane in the Producers and Bo Burnham circa 2009, to coke or Pepsi (the game everyone simply MUST know), to edging Lukas by spilling water on the couch. Hold onto your seats, we also give childless advice to a mom with two kids under three. Nothing about this episode is right (but honestly, good)

 

Follow Sam on IG at @samuelhmorrison

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

Impulsivity Venmo w/ Alex Murdoch

Impulsivity Venmo w/ Alex Murdoch

October 11, 2022

The meerkats are joined today by Friend Island UK’s (NOT love island) very own Alex Murdoch! Diving into Netflix’s Kissing Booth trilogy, the dark underbelly of open mic logistics, eating disorder recovery and more was a joy and delight. Listeners seek help on how and if to quit competitive soccer, a sexual awakening from Arthur (NOT THE AARDVARK), and getting close to a crush.

 

Follow Alex on IG at @alexgmurd

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

We Love Trains w/ Dan Wickes

We Love Trains w/ Dan Wickes

October 4, 2022

One of New York city’s finest roast battlers, funniest comics, and sweetest fellas joins the meerkats this week! Dan, Lukas and Gabby get into everything from the philosophy of roasting to American Idol’s ill-fated “Vote for the Worst” campaign. Dan kills it on a new Rapid Fire opinion section, then agrees with (boy) listeners on bad boyfriends, theatre girl heartbreak, and Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

 

Follow Dan at @dan_wickes on IG!

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

Widows and Orphans w/ Danielle Deluty

Widows and Orphans w/ Danielle Deluty

September 27, 2022

Your meerkats could not be more PUMPED to bring on comic, writer, DOULA, and iconic Jewess Danielle Deluty. Wanna hear three people talk the nuances of growing up Jewish, the pros and cons of Shiva baby, the medicalization of birth, and the placenta complaints about being ignored? This is your episode. One listener brings an update about Emily from School (first spoken of on Josh Flitter’s episode) and asks for tips on rebelling against your parents without getting kicked out. Sick!

 

Follow Danielle at @femaleintern on IG!

 

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

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